Why I Fired my Secretary???????????

I fired my secretary today because...

Yesterday was my 30th birthday and I wasn't feeling
too good that morning. I went to breakfast knowing

my wife would be pleasant and say, "Happy Birthday".

As it turned out, she didn't even say good morning,
let alone any "Happy Birthday". I thought, well, that's

wives for you, the children will remember. The children

came in to breakfast and didn't say a word. So when

I left for the office, I was feeling pretty low and despondent..

As I walked into my office, my secretary Janet said,
"Good morning, Boss, "Happy Birthday". And I felt a little

better that someone had remembered. I worked until noon,

then Janet knocked on my door and said "You know, it's
such a beautiful day outside, and it's your birthday, let's go

to lunch, just you and me." I said, "By George, that's the
greatest thing I've heard all day. Let's go!" We went to lunch.
We didn't go where we normally go instead we went out to a

private little place. We had two martinis and enjoyed lunch
tremendously. On the way back to the office, she said,

"You know, it's such a beautiful day. We don't need to go

back to the office, do we?" I said, "No, I guess not."
She said, "Let's go to my apartment."

After arriving at her apartment she said, "Boss, if you don't

mind, I think I'll go into the bedroom and slip into something

more comfortable" "Sure!" I excitedly replied.
She went into the bedroom and, in about six minutes,
she came out carrying a huge birthday cake
----- followed by my wife, children, and dozens of
our friends, all singing "Happy Birthday".
And I just sat there ----
on the couch ----

naked.